Fucked

When nothing goes your way and there is nothing you can do about it.

dude #1 "dude, I totally just had the most life changing shit ever, I was pushing so fucking hard, all my blood went downstairs, giving me a boner, so I couldn't piss straight, now it's all over my nanas bathroom, plus, I still can't get this shit out!"

dude #2 "you're so fucked"

by Rectum Mc Foreskin! April 26, 2009

fucked-upgrade

A software upgrade that is somehow not as good as good as the software it replaced.

"I just downloaded the fucked-upgrade of Photoshop and now you can't 'undo', you can only 'step backwards'.

"The new version of such and such trashed my hard drive. That's one fucked-upgrade."

1.: I guess they came up with a new fucked-upgrade to Yahoo! Mail. You DL it?

2.: Nope.

1.: Me neither.

by Mooderator September 4, 2007

Fucked the Couch

To mess something up in an open and obvious way, which negatively affects those around you.

Worker 1: Why didn't you complete your part of the project? Our deadline is tomorrow and we were counting on you.

Worker 2: Sorry, I really fucked the couch on this one.

by ThePostman177 June 18, 2018

"Fucked"boy

"Fucked"boy refers to the state in which the typical homosexual Fuckboy uses, breaks the heart of, or otherwise plays with the feelings of another gay in order to benefit themselves whilst damaging the other person in the process, the person "Fucked" over by the the Fuckboy is then referred to as the "Fucked"boy.

Adam: 'and so he left me.. hasn't called me since tuesday... what a fuckboy.'
Alex: Typical fuckboy, can't believe he wasted >>6 MONTHS<< of your time.
Adam: Guess that puts me into the hall of fame of all his "Fucked"boys

by Flame-Of-Furi May 19, 2018

Fucked a Lemon

A progression on the common phrase 'sucking a lemon' meaning to visually express irritation or disdain. To appear as though one has 'fucked a lemon' exaggerates this negative perception even further.

'Aditi's not happy, she's got a face like she's fucked a lemon'

by Robster88 August 26, 2020

Fucked as fuck

The state of being so fucked up on multiple substances you do and say the most random things.

Dude, he is fucked as fuck!!

by Fucked fucker July 10, 2021

Dice fucked

This is what happens when you lose multiple armies to a smaller mass of armies in the online game Conquer Club.

I just got royally dice fucked by MadHippo
or
That piece of shit jazyjasper just dice fucked me.

by TWoods450 January 13, 2009