poo farmer

a poo farmer is an odd individual who, in their spare time, collects floating poo's from public toilets, then takes them home to freeze (most likely in a standard household freezer) in order to carry out perverse sexual acts with the frozen poo.
can be spelt poofarmer or poo-farmer

"hey jim do you want to come poo farming tonight?"

"she's weird, she is a poo farmer"

by ermatty August 20, 2008

farmer's league

farmers league is used by a person who is

1. Arrogant

2. an EPL supremacist. But in fact, the EPL teams especially big sixes are just all so terrible and inconsistent over multiple seasons to make it look competitive.

3. 12 y/old or under who just learned this term so he can show off his "new-found knowledge".

4. Someone who actually does not watch Bundesliga or Serie A.

Only Ligue 1 is farmer's league

Kid: "Bundesliga and Serie A are farmer's leagues"
Father: "I should put you back into elementary school"

by Why Do U Care What I'm Called May 16, 2020

farter

British Army slang for a sleeping bag. So-called from the best method of warming the bag up...

"Right, farters out, and get some gonk"

by Champers April 30, 2005

penis farmer

One who harvests penises.

You're a penis farmer.

by Phillip Ercave November 19, 2007

Carpet Farmer

Carpet Farmer A term used by crack addicts. When an addict smokes up all of his rock he starts looking for pieces or (crumbs) in the carpet to smoke.

Franklin had it happen'n over at his place last night. Yea I heard he had a couple of carpet farmers hanging around in the morning looking for some crumbs. Oh yea Franklin had to kick their asses out big time!

by Digger October 4, 2006

mullet farmer

One who is raising young, strong keeper's of the mullet.

That kid's dad is a great mullet farmer.

by eli beckmann February 18, 2005

Biscuit farmer

A term used on UKChatterbox by the site filter to mask the word TWAT

Oi you Biscuit farmer

by Stevie1978 October 17, 2008