fard

to apply makeup while driving

Jen: It was tragic how Shelley lost her eye while she was farding.

by Timmy May 31, 2004

Farms

Fat + Arms = FARMS.
it's when your arms are fat but usually you're tall. and a cyborg. AND HAVE A NICE BODY. and wear hooker shorts.
SKANKY

Trevor likes very much to grab Christy's farms. He also bites them. but lower. so as to be not completely terrible.

by DONNA HOFFMAN August 4, 2009

Athena Faris

How do you know this many pornstars? And why do you know this one, she does step sister. And don’t ask how I know that. Well besides that, Athena Faris is a pornstar. Athena Faris is 23 years old at the time I’m writing this, born on January 15 1997, Sacramento, California. she is known for acting as a step sister in her films.

Dude, have you seen Athena Faris’s new video it’s so good you have to watch it.

by The Man who does things October 26, 2020

straight up fakakta farms

All the kids these days are saying "that's whack" or "that's crazy."

There's a much better way to express that something seems amiss. I urge people to use this new term when something isn't right.

Suzie has just told Bobby that he must stay at school an extra 2 hours to complete a project.

Bobby replies by saying, "That's straight up fakakta farms!"

by Captain of Industry November 22, 2009

fardeen

an afghan male who dresses extremely fashionable to the point that he just looks like a big joke

Do you see that "fardeen" there, he thinks he looks so good but in fact looks like a fool.

by fardeensheno September 6, 2021

FADS

Fucking Asinine Dumb Shit

Trail running barefoot is one of many ridiculous FADS. Have you ever just stepped on a building block in the middle of the night, that shit hurts like a mother fucker....Imagine running, then landing on a fucking sharp Rock. Now you're fucked and no fucking shoes. Now your bare foot ass gets to hobble back under your bridge like a hunchback fucking troll. It serves you right, stupid hobbit. I hope next time you step on a hypodermic needle.

by Da Muffin Man November 22, 2013

hotown farms

a.k.a. holten arms the biggests hors in the dc area

whatever they are retards

by margarita December 18, 2004