Mud Falcon

The purest act of anal enlightenment; while engaging in a session of pudding pushing, you hastily remove your ram rod and begin violently shaking it, flinging any amount of potetial clingers wildly across the room. You then quickly replicate the cry of a caged flacon and begin to bat your arms to fan the smell of fresh turds. You win.

Sorry the room is a mess. The mud falcon got out of the cage last night.

by the bird of prey December 31, 2013

Falcon Munt!

A phrase shouted out shortly before throwing up (munting) after drinking too much. A play on the phrase "Falcon Punch!" made popular by Captain Falcon in the video game series 'Super Smash Bros'.

Tom: "Geez, Pat looks like he's gonna munt!"
Pat: "Uh oh...FALCON MUNT!" *vomits everywhere*

by lefs1789 March 6, 2007

Falcon Punch

A delicious drink made from falcon, fruit punch, ginger ale, and sherbert. Baby may be added for extra flavor.

"This falcon punch is delicious!"

"Yeah, I added a little baby to make it sweeter"

by ChaosSonic January 11, 2009

rusty falcon

to crap upon thee with great disdain, requiring significant elevation, while channeling the great native American spirit being of the falcon.

I said no salt, NO SALT. I could rusty falcon the guacamole...

by Mortimer von Grundle-Smith September 28, 2008

Falcon Punch

While railing a chick from behind, conspicuoulsy wrap your hand in a cloth pre-doused with a flammable liquid of your choice. Light the cloth on fire and then pull out like your ready to give her your load. As she turns around, get down on one knee and shout "Falcon Puuunch" and proceed to punch her in the face with your hand on fire.

Joe - "So why did the fire department come to your house last night?"
Steve - "I accidentally caught the drapes on fire giving my wife the falcon punch"

by Jondace Johns February 26, 2009

falcon punch

The cause of, and solution to, all Chuck Norris jokes.

person: FALCON PUNCH!
person 2: Chuck Norris was one of the original three wise men; he gave Jesus the gift of beard.

person: There are only two things hard enough to cut through diamond - other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
person 2: FALCON PUNCH!!

by Simim May 18, 2008

fraud falcon

One of the most craptastic cars in the universe. Supposed to be "competition" for the Holden Commodore, but can't hope to be anywhere near as good as the trusty ol' Commodore

Look at the bogans in that POS Falcon

by Someone Else March 21, 2005