Evan

Evan is an awesome friend. He has amazing music taste and is a genius. He will always be there when you need him. Amazing to talk to. Thinks he isn't as amazing as everyone says, but he is! WITH ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS EYES.

Josie: Woah. Look at those eyes.
Evan: I know right *flips hair*
Josie: *faints*
Evan: *skips away clicking heels*

by Jo-Z March 19, 2014

Evan

evan... is a guy that will say anything just to make you laugh hes the one that will understand you the most the one that will get you the one that you can talk to no matter what about . atleast the one i met was

if you ever meet and evan in your life dont make the same mistake i did im sure not all the evans are the same but if you find one like me THEN DONT LET THEM GO

by ♡perfectmistake♡_2018 August 15, 2020

evangelism

A group of crazy Christians who believe that if you speak tongues, you're speaking "the words of the Lord!!" and faking seizers means you're embracing the holy spirit.

They are basically misled, ill-informed, cult-like religious freaks who dedicated their lives to evangelism.

They can be easily associated with American White Trash, though many other types of Americans participate, however it is seemingly predominately White Trash.

Tommy believes in evangelism. Tommy is insane and brainwashed. Poor Tommy.

by crazywhitepeople January 6, 2010

evan

A strong man that is on the path to being very successful. That guy that you just know he has had sex with the girl of his choice. All the women want to be with him and all the guys want to be him.

He is such a great evan.

by ehrhs06 May 3, 2008

Evan fail

A level of failure that takes epic fail to previously unseen levels.

Damn that link is still broken. Your copy and paste skills are approaching Evan fail.

by f1x September 19, 2009

evan rivard

a gay person

"being gay is when you are evan rivard

by my bum is wet February 2, 2018

Evan Peacock

he's a smart dude that is a pussyyyy when it comes to talking to his crush, has had the same haircut since he was a kid, hasn't had any interpersonal connection with a girl and probably never will

Did you hear Evan Peacock just got friend zoned.

by datpabloway February 25, 2017