equitom

The recognition of obscure emotion (appreciation, lust) usually registered whilst recieving golf tees or intricately shaped notes.

Tiger expressed 'equitom" towards prysayus. Tiger loves prysayus, prysayus loves tiger.

by Princess woods (u know who u r) September 29, 2007

equipancion

fear of equal spaces

Standing in this dorm room, I'm overcome by equipancion.

by Dropclaw December 29, 2007

equiptonite

Inferior-quality guns, other weapons, radios, etc. issued to soldiers in the US Army. From EQUIPment + krypTONITE.

What's going on? We pukes only get the equiptonite! How are we supposed to fight this war?!

by pentozali March 25, 2008

Equiption

A word said by a female referring to a males penis during orgasmic sexual intercourse.

I love your equiption.

by Fourtwelve February 10, 2010

Equilative

a)It means the same thing as something greater. Used as another form of equivalent. i.e. - equivalent to superlative

b)Used commonly to prove someone else wrong.

"That's the equilative of what I just said."

"What is the metric equilative to the 2.75X10?"

"My brother just proved me wrong. His statement was not equilative to mine."

by Louise N. Smith April 1, 2010

Equijaxstrous

Being equally deft at masturbation with both the dominant and weaker hands.

After Eric injured his right hand playing shufflepuck he sure felt lucky to be equijaxstrous, cranking away on his schlong with his left while enjoying some sweet Internet porn.

by CaptainCodpiece August 17, 2010

equiraptor

A big mean unicorn that impales its victims in the abdomen with it's big fat fake horn

Run before the equiraptor gets you

by FyurStarter June 13, 2011