march of the elephants

When a group of males march on their hands and knees in a circle, naked, while holding on to the penis of the person marching in front of them.

This usually happens during a group, club, or fraternity hazing.

Billy: what did you have to do to get into the secret society last semester?

Tommy: don't tell anyone... but they had us do the march of the elephants blindfolded! Jimmy totally got a boner!

by scrandyrandy November 28, 2015

Elephant

The English word elephant is from the Latin "elefantus", which derives from elevatus (raised) + fant (speaking) - in other words, an animal which makes a loud noise. Subsequent transliteration to the Greek alphabet resulted in the English word we recognise as "elephant".

What is that large animal which is making a loud noise whilst crossing the Alps with Hannibal?
That is what we have decided to call "an elephant", Centurion.
Please pass word to Scipio and the boys.

by ColinC November 22, 2011

white elephant

1)A gag gift, usually an unwanted gift that is rewrapped and redistributed. 2)Bundy Gift.

I got this Joey Fatone Bobblehead doll from that turkey across the street. What could I do with it? I know, It can be the White Elephant at the Christmas party this year!

by Bedford Hopeful November 8, 2004

elephants

drunk, hammered, slaughtered. Used particularly in dublin.

She was absolutely elephants last night.
She was totally drunk last night.

by pad July 20, 2004

Elephant Job

Using your nose for sexual pleasure.

Dude, my girlfriend gave me an awesome elephant job last night.

Damn I bet that Jewish girl would give a sweet EJ.

by roseroseroseroserose June 28, 2011

Elephant Zipper

The act of closing a zipper through the strength of your penis.

James can elephant zipper.

by The Man with No Name November 8, 2017

Elephant Sex

This term is literally derived from the action of two elephants having sex.
In any case, the elephant has a huge penis, and this is represented by a human males knee.

This can be taken as boyish behaviour act, as males will take their friends/mates by surprise in "elephant sexing" them.

Please see examples.

Example 1:
John, and Dave are walking along, when John then walks behind Dave and uses his knee in a thrusting fashion into Daves ass.
Thus creating the effect of having sexual intercourse with an elephant.

Example 2:
Person 1: "Ha ha I just elephant sexed you!"
Person 2: "Ouch that hurt what are you doing?"
Person 1: "You have just been shagged by an elephant!"

by Nala GarnDer May 19, 2009