elbow theory

This is the theory that the average man will judge whether or not to try and sleep with a girl based on her circumference index.

If guy can put his arms around a girl and touch both of his elbows, he will certainly try it on. If not, he will find another girl to test the theory.

I'm going out friday night to test the elbow theory.

by Jmp85uk April 22, 2008

Nigger Elbow

The point where your elbows start to look like a black guys ass crack. You could be black, white, or asian. It doesn't matter who you are, nigger elbow can get you. once you have it, its hard to get rid of.

Guy: Dude look at his elbows.

Guy 2: that sonny has Nigger elbows.

guy: He has the case of the nigger elbows, thats sad.

by hlub January 10, 2012

Elbowzing

1.(Verb) The stealth insertion of a man or womens elbow into the asshole of a moose/camel.

I was going to jizzum on this moose's face but instead i began elbowzing it.

by Underdog117 February 27, 2010

elbow swear

a promise that should never be able to be broken. but somehow people find a way to break it.

"I love you."he said

"elbow swear?" she asked

"elbow swear" he promised.

by highmatenince June 27, 2015

Elbow fucked

When a dude is standing behind you while you're sitting and rubs his junk on your elbow.

I got elbow fucked while sitting at my desk and my coworker came up behind me and rubbed his junk on my elbow.

by php May 9, 2017

elbow head

The type of head where the skull is the shape of someone's elbow and usually has less hair than someone's elbow.

The OC was a complete fucking elbow head

by Greaseball September 4, 2017

elbow palm

When you are trying to express something stronger than facepalm but you end up tapping your elbow with your palm instead

Guy: I did legs yesterday.
Girl: *elbow palm*
Guy 2: why are you tapping your elbow?!

by naviman December 20, 2017