earl be earling

The act of sassing another person with sarcasm from a state of baldness.

Earl be earling when he asked if his wife tried turning on and off again when she requested his help with a technology issue.

by KayAngelic June 9, 2024

Earl Gray Tea

Slang for Blood;

"Yo a snuffed a nigga he spat out earl gray tea"

by WeeB_SpamzzZ December 13, 2020

Earl

A gay retard that will steal your ham sandwich

God damnit Earl! You stole my sandwich, retard!!

by Hgfffffffffff February 8, 2020

Owen Earl Maxwell

Someone with Negitive Rizz and spends all there time on yourmom.com and urban dictionary

cheeseburger owen earl maxwell

by WalterWhite27 May 31, 2023

earl grey

A common British term, used to describe the currency equivalent of £25.

Cashier: "That's £25 please old chap"
Customer: "Here's an Earl Grey for ya my man!"

by MrBirdJesus October 21, 2016

me earl and the dying girl

total shit

I read me earl and the dying girl and its total shit

by cockblck 2000 July 16, 2016

Earl Wormberg

Founder of Earworm. All around cool dude. Once thought deceased. Currently lives with his girlfriend Osh.

Ryan: Earl Wormberg fired us!
Brian: Oh nooo. Want some Hut dogs?

by 420fam69af March 10, 2021