Mr. Eaton

A gay ass, square dancin', hokey pokey ass cowboy nigga that molests kids and takes big black dick in his ass

Person 1: "How do I look today?"

Person 2: "You look like a Mr. Eaton."

by Dynamic Douchebag June 1, 2018

easons

an excuse as a search warrant for the spelling nazis to find you within your own home and take you to their Literary Concentration Camps.
-usually spotted within text such as most commonly mispelled words while the grammar is taken out of oral context

Excuse me, which of the four "easons" is it now?
Oh no! Quick, go to Switzerland before they search your home! It's neutral land! You'll be safe from their Perfect & Literate World Order!

by Spelling/Grammar Nazi Overlord June 22, 2011

EmoNazi

A German, in allegiance to Hitler, that does emo things.

"Whos the guy with the mowhawk and the razorblade...and the swastika?"
"Oh thats just an EmoNazi."

by Saranovic, Esquire April 3, 2006

Eatonism

An aura that surrounds a person, making most girls fall in love with them on sight

Student 1:Dude, look at that girl all over him.
Student 2:Yeah, she's fallen under eatonism.

Girl walks up to guy.
Girl: "How are you getting all these girls to like you?"
Guy: "It's just the eatonism baby."
Girl falls in love with guy.

by Zoe Dumas May 16, 2010

Eason

Eason is the cute guy everygirl likes he has amazing honey brown eyes and loves black girls and they love him

Damn girl he’s fine Eason can get it

by Anynomousgirlxx January 19, 2019

emonic

used to describe something that is/kinda is "emo".

Joe is SO emonic.

This song is kinda emonic.

by sweet-sale.com September 11, 2003

Eaton

This is the act of eating while riding an portable donkey while making your way downtown eating fast and then heading home

"Yo did you see Nik eaton yesterday?"
"Yeah man that was crazy"

by Eatonknower June 2, 2014