Eager Beaver

when one waits to long to make a bowel movement and there is a build up of poo in your body. the anus is unable to strech enough to let it through resulting in a ripping of ones asshole and a whole lot of fucking pain

If you didnt have such an eager beaver, maybe we wouldnt have to mop your shit up off the floor

by Standford August 28, 2006

eager beaver

1)an unbelievably keen year 7 with a rucksack that is bigger than their entire body
2)alternatively there is the game which is basically violent snap and so much better than the original :O

1) did u see that eager beaver trip over on the way up to assembly.

2)olibaz: SNAPPP!!! *punches grud*
grud: oii *snatches cards they break*

by grud February 28, 2009

Eager Beaver

A female who’s trying too hard to prove herself in a male-dominated career field.

That police officer who wrote me a ticket for jaywalking was being a real Eager Beaver

by Deadformatgames January 25, 2019

The Philadelphia Eagels

The misspelling of an NFL team by somebody who accuses "Eagles" fans of being rednecks and retards, and needs to buy a mirror... and a dictionary.

The Philadelphia Eagels suck!
Correction: The Philadelphia Eagles suck!
They don't though. At least not right now.

by L August 9, 2007

Erange

round yellow to orange fruit of any of several citrus trees
orange color or pigment; any of a range of colors between red and yellow
any citrus tree bearing oranges
any pigment producing the orange color
a river in South Africa that flows generally westward to the Atlantic Ocean

the ERANGE was delicious!!!
I looooove ERANGES!!!

by jacrunkanella January 29, 2009

Eage

To smoke or drink.
Can also use "liquid eage" to signify an alcoholic beverage

1. Yo man you wanna eage?
2. No, sorry, I have a drug test at work tomorrow...

by Nonnor Ceil March 24, 2011

eagerkittenplays

A butthurt girl who has panic attacks because someone corrects here grammar and enjoys spamming emotes even though people tell her to stop. She will probably bring Stalin to court for harassment but tragically fail.

(She also records Minecraft and Roblox. Now if that isn't bad enough, you must be eagerkittenplays.)

Don't be such an eagerkittenplays

by Th4t1dude July 23, 2017