An act between 2 men, one of whom has balanitis - it is similar to "deep throating" but employs erotic asphyxia
He took me home to "read me some history" and ended up giving me a Dying Gaul. I choked and needed chlorhexidine mouthwash for weeks
by Edmund Morrish February 12, 2025
A ugly creature who happens to look like a slimy crusty ball of trash, usually a human boy named Wyatt.
Girls who are attracted to this creature are blobs
Girls who are attracted to this creature are blobs
by hitthequanbishes September 15, 2017
a fatal condition consisting of other smaller diseases, prime examples being "shot in a vital organ disease", or "crushed by a flaming helicopter disease".
The symptoms can range from completely underlying to incredibly painful, and the life expectancy for a dying disease patient can range anywhere from 0.5 seconds to 20 years.
The symptoms can range from completely underlying to incredibly painful, and the life expectancy for a dying disease patient can range anywhere from 0.5 seconds to 20 years.
"I just came back from the doctor's, and he diagnosed me with dying disease."
"Maybe it's because you've got rebar through your forehead"
"Maybe it's because you've got rebar through your forehead"
by Heelpiwquin April 24, 2022
"Mum, are we there yet? I'm dying to go!"
"Not far honey. We should probably buy a Happy Meal or something so we don't get into trouble."
"Not far honey. We should probably buy a Happy Meal or something so we don't get into trouble."
by Space Quest January 07, 2017
Fucktard: asl showtitsplz
Mod: Fucktard-Banned
Fucktard: Oh shit, i'm in Ban-dy Land. Hey look, there's the Ban-dy King!
Mod: Fucktard-Banned
Fucktard: Oh shit, i'm in Ban-dy Land. Hey look, there's the Ban-dy King!
by Iron Patriot July 17, 2009
She is one of a kind, fills any room with over whelming joy and happiness. She also sucks the soul out that thang. Shes smart, funny and outgoing.
by FbIG dICK d September 23, 2023
The most powerful human emotion. Unlocked through enlightenment and cleansing of bad vibes. Must be censored as to not create a black hole in the universe (VERY IMPORTANT)
by Bumbumthedumbdumb March 27, 2021