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The Dutch Touch

A Dutch persons mojo.

The thing most Dutch People Rely on in life...

"Just a nother Bonus of being Dutch"
Non Dutch Person: How did you pull that off

Dutch Person: What can i say its the Dutch Touch...
by Dutch Touch October 8, 2006
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dutch courage

(n.) An alcoholic beverage had before an unpleasant task. The fact that britains' second empire and the Netherlands' first rose at the same time caused a great deal of tension between the two nations (though never real animosity like there was with France) and when they joined in temporary naval alliances they noted that dutch sailors took thier alcohol allowance just before battle, whereas the Royal Navymen drunk throughout the day.
I need some dutch courage before going down on that hairy, spotty bush!
by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
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Call of Duty: Toilet Terms

Terms named after killstreak rewards in MW2 that relate to taking a dump.
Well here it goes:

Airdrop: Taking a dump without your cheeks hitting the toilet seat; ideal for public restrooms

Sentry Gun: Shitting small pieces really fast, so it resembles the bullets of a turret.

Predator Missile: A really long piece of shit that comes down fast, usually leaving 'splash damage'

Emergency Airdrop: More than one piece of shit taken without sitting on the toilet seat.

Stealth Bomber: 'Silent but deadly'. Made no sound at all, but completely shook up the toilet.

EMP: Clogging the toilet so that it does not work, disabling it.

Tactical Nuke: Taking the most vile sounding shit that makes the whole toilet brown, including the rim. It clogs the toilet, and usually includes diarrhea, chunks, and leaves the washroom unusable for days.
Dude. I just nuked the toilet yesterday.
WTF? John, you've been smoking too much weed
No not this time, I'm referring to the Call of Duty: Toilet Terms
by legamer August 5, 2010
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Dutchland

Def 1: Archaic and true German-Based name of Germany, based on the German name (Deutschland).

Def 2: An incorrect name for the Netherlands.
Those who are easily tricked will fail to realize that the term "Dutchland" really refers to Germany, and not the Netherlands.
by Flaminghorse August 5, 2017
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dutch hand grenade

In a similar mould to the dutch oven, but the air biscuit is caught in the hand, which is then used to transport the pungent aroma as close as possible to the victim's nostrils before it is opened.
by TLO Smudge May 11, 2004
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dutch boomerang

when you are walking down the street and you drop a stinker, and the smell somehow ends up infront of you.
Tom: can you smell that? I think it is that group infront of us ..
Lars: or it was Petter throwing a dutch boomerang again ..
Petter: good one Lars, on the money as usual.
by stan lees May 3, 2009
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Dutch vent

The sudden purging of toxic pungent foul gas released from a "silent but deadly" fart from your partner, when all you were trying to do was adjust the covers. Otherwise the covers, if left undisturbed would have probably gradually dissipated the gas without you ever knowing.
All I tried to do was turn over, when all of a sudden I was annihilated by a massive dutch venting.
by CannonRD January 7, 2013
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