feeding the ducks

jerkin' your shit to internet pron, or having your shit jerked by someone else.

Aaron and Phil said 'BRB' at the same time, so it was obvious they were feeding each other's ducks.

by toasty September 1, 2003

Feeding the Ducks

the act of cutting off the penis

if you're not careful i'll go feed the ducks

by cumquat April 23, 2005

Biggus Dickus

Penis Beast

Wow, last night your dad was really a Biggus Dickus Onii-chan

by Sekirai October 27, 2019

tear ducks

The correct spelling of the holes in your face that make tears.

Hannah, you produce tears in your tear ducks.

by I Am Correct. January 23, 2011

ducks will fart in church

A highly improbable event to the point of there being no realistic chance of it occuring. Similar to 'pigs might fly'

Person one - 'Albert is wants to win the election'

Person two 'Oh yeah, and I suppose the ducks will fart in church as well!'

by Caiptean August 8, 2009

dickussy

The vagina built with a transgender male-to-female's penis, done by basically flipping the penis inside out.

I'm tryna fuck that dickussy.

by carlbryan April 21, 2022

Sitting ducks

teh best show evar well 1 of teh bestr

sitting ducks rox

by buttuglyothered the man October 20, 2003