Dreamsexual

bro who comes up with this stuff it means your are absolutely dumb and stupid or something idk man some sexuality thats a bunch of tom foolery like get this crap outta here bruh

man : what color is blue
man 2 : you dumber than a dreamsexual

by brickedupandreadytogo November 29, 2021

Dreamsexual

Someone who has zero friends, no social life, no maidens to sleep with at night, worse clothing options then you, and very unappealing physical feature. They also have never touched grass, been to school, and taken a shower.

I met a dreamsexual on discord around five months ago it was quite unintelligent.

by really really REALLY cool dude September 17, 2022

Dreamsexual

Dreamsexual is a sexuality that you are only attracted to members of the DreamSMP, like Dream(XD), GeorgeNotFound or TommyInnit. This sexuality is INVALID. People hate it if you come out to this.

Dreamsexual: Yo, I'm Dreamsexual! :)
Normal Person on the planet Earth: Go away you fat little cunt

by JaifeiCvmProducts March 24, 2022

Dreamsexual

Another way of saying you’re fatherless

Kid: dad I think it’s finally time I tell you I’m-

Dad: go ahead son

Kid: dreamsexual

Dad: I have no son

by king_0f_dairy_queen March 20, 2022

Dreamsexual

A very stupid person that for some reason ships minors with adults and also wants clout from the lqbtq+ community.

Emma - I am dreamsexual uwu uwu uwu
Jake - More like you're a failed abortion.

by Yessir1982 September 5, 2022

Dreamsexual

Mofos that have a crush on playing a block game extremely quickly. They are also sometimes satire but won't admit it

"Hi I'm a dreamsexual, I go by Dre/Am!"
"What the fuck"

by Hey Its Mayo February 22, 2022

Dreamsexual

A Dreamsexual is someone who believes they are sexually oriented to a literal green blob. (Popular MCYT Dream) These people are most likely delusional and if not, certainly missing at least one parental figure.

Sally: "Hey I'm Dreamsexual"
Sally's father: "Get the fuck out of my house"

by bouncydogfuneral March 9, 2022