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donkeyfest

The annual gathering and party of the Donks. Usually associated with beer, great food, cornhole, beer pong, great people, and a great time. Each year Donkeyfest gets bigger and better.
Max - "How strong was Donkeyfest last night?"
Rob - "Strong, Dog. Strong roll. Can't wait for the next one."
by SJ1711 October 20, 2011
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donkey suit

N. An outfit consisting of a grey hoodie and grey suit pants. Meant to be yelled out loud... DONKEY SUIT!!!
"Did you see those boys wearing thier donkey suits?"
"Yeah, they looked real sexy!"
by FrankieE February 23, 2014
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Donkey Peddler

An Irish man who makes fun of people on the Internet starting irrelevant arguments about world war two and then jumps on his donkey and peddles it to safety.
by Tortorific October 24, 2014
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bar donkey

one who hangs out in bars because she cant find a corral..someone in need of a saddle
" lets go to the pub and see if we cant find us a bar donkey to ride"
by aanniigg August 3, 2010
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Post-DonkeyKong

To be born subsequent to the dark ages of "Pre-Pong" and to be in touch with the new generation.
Jen was clearly not Post-DonkeyKong as she had no idea how to relate to the juniors at her work.

Of course I like MarioKart, I am Post-DonkeyKong.
by Danvk September 21, 2011
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Wolf donkey

Ugly female but not limited to just females a man can be a wolf donkey also
Damn cuz, Did you see that wolf donkey looking bitch at the club last night?
by Youngknoxville November 1, 2016
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Swamp Donkey Stalker

A desperate, lonely and often times disturbed man that cruises the bars in northern Minnesota hoping to find swamp donkeys. He then gets drunk and tries to get noticed for a night of skanky ass, lowest form of sex with these beasts while he self pleasures his own ass!
Hey Ryan, look at that Ginger over there. I think he is trying to get fucked by that Swamp Donkey! He is a Swamp Donkey Stalker! I know Jobe, he can't catch a break ! All those years of being picked last in kickball has made him desperate for attention. Damn, his ass must be as wide as the Grand Canyon by now!
by 3$K August 5, 2017
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