Dodder

(DAUD-er) a pen that ceases to function while it is being used for something of upmost importance, such as writing a term-paper that is due in twenty minutes. can also be used to describe a person who refuses to do anything when he/she is needed.

This paper is due in twenty minutes and this dodder is really pissing me off.

my brother is a mechanic but he can be such a dodder sometimes. last week my car broke down and he refused to help me fix it.

by saycock June 20, 2007

dodder

a racist term used in the united kingdom to describe black people.

did you see that fucking dodder over there?

by kingkoopa June 23, 2013

dodaday

To do something

"Hey man, what do you want to do?"
"Lets go dodaday pot."

by Nathan Kent March 4, 2004

doditude

crappy attitude. So bad that it stinks like do-do. Makes people wonder what the hell they said or did wrong.

You can just leave that doditude at the door.

by wordman07 May 25, 2007

doddzie

a slang term for a chode smoking uncle fucking horse licking butt fucked homo

jeez here comes chippy...hes such a doddzie.

by Andrew Noisy Dodds October 18, 2008

dodderati

A collective mass nown for older people. Derives from a habit of slow movement through shop checkouts due to hands 'doddering' or shaking with change.

Ive got 5 minutes to eat this bloody sandwich before Period 4. I go to the supermarket and it takes 15 minutes to get served due to the dodderati in front of me!

by mids99 July 14, 2009

Doddemead

Generally means a gangly character.

When you see a gangly looking person you can yell out "Look its a Doddemead!" or "Doddaz" for short

by tc2009 February 4, 2010