Dingle Raisins

Clumps of dry shit that clings on a man's dick pubes that he got after dirty butt sex.

Don't ever bang someone who has diarrhea, you'll get dingle raisins...

by Yaka yaka December 20, 2013

Dinged It Off

A double-level euphamism used by a recently dumped male to refer to his newly acquired mastubatory status whilst masquerading as the person who chose to end the relationship. On the surface level, this allows the male in question to save face in front of his friends, by appearing to remain in control of his own sexual destiny. At a deeper level, his return to the world of self-service and tissues was not of his choosing.

Dumped dude's mate: "So did you sleep with your gorgeous ladyfriend last night?"

Dumped male - Level 1: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "I have dumped her"

Level 2: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "She's dumped me so I had to have a wank"

by Oblivicho February 15, 2015

dingleboogie

A somewhat noticeable bag of mucus hanging from one's nostrils, seeming to be falling, though remaining there either by constant sniffing or magic. See dingleberry.

Look Sal, Bill's got a dingleboogie the size of an egg!

by mamabirdie September 3, 2016

Dingle cheek

Someone who is a stupid head, or who is just not with it.

My friend gage is such a dingle cheek.

by Crop duster 02 February 26, 2017

Dingle Berry Dab

The art of being able to caress a dingle berry, left behind after a colossal poop, off your bunghole before wiping. This keeps from smearing the dingle berry up and down your butt crack as you wipe and decreases the amount of toilet paper needed to clean up the chaos.

“Wow Jim, that was a fast poop and there is very little paper in the toilet. I could have sworn I saw a dingle berry on your bunghole."

"You did Kevin, it's all about the dingle berry dab though."

by Bush thruster August 9, 2017

dingleberryjr

A dingleberryjr is a name, nearly a meme, created by the faction Legendary on a semi-popular minecraft faction server called Desteria.

Dingleberryjr is used as a nickname on someone in the following contexts:

1. The person using the word is simply interested in playful rhetoric during the conversation. In this case, there is no intended meaning behind the name.
2. The person it's addressing recently acted extraordinarily foolish, clumsy, or naive. This derives from the actual definition of the word dingleberry plus the "jr" for emphasis.
3. The person it addresses is somewhat of an underling and looks up that person.

1. Person runs into his/her friend at a Starbucks, "hey dingleberryjr what's up with you man?" "Oh nothing much man just getting some coffee what about you?"

2. *Person mines obsidian for 2 hours* Person's friend: you dingleberryjr! Obsidian is only $200 a stack in the shop!

3. Person #1: hey what can I do to help around here?

Person #2: you can start by getting some supplies we'll need, dingleberryjr!

by Skate_ April 19, 2018

dinglecracka

A dinglecracka is when a boy and a girl have sex in their parents home when the house is empty. The lights go off and her shit-covered thong is left on the floor. When they hear a noise downstairs, they scramble to put clothes on. Since the lights are off, the girl puts the shit-covered thong on backwards. Therefore, the shit-covered thong is sucked into the vagina crack; aka the dinglecracka.

*Alex and Nick have sex in Alex's room*

During intercourse they hear the footsteps of the parents. They rush to put clothes on and Alex puts her thong on backwards.

Nick: That was a close one! Your dad almost caught us.

Alex: I know, that was really scary. So scary I didn't even realize that I put my thong on backwards.

Nick: OH NOOOO! DID you just give yourself dinglecrackas?

by VibratingNut June 20, 2017