dildo

Same as soybeans, both are used as a MEAT substitute.

by Collegebums August 22, 2003

dildo muncher

one that likes munching dildos.

"Sarah you are such a dildo muncher!"

by Christian Fehr August 4, 2007

dildo sandwich

1)n. a dildo between two slices of white bread 2) n. a generic pejorative

1) mmm... dildo sandwiches! 2) Kyle has been acting like such a dildo sandwich lately

by guaranatsktsk October 21, 2008

dildonicide

systematically killing off a race using only a dildo.

I just performed dildonicide on 6 million jews.

by TheMonkeyGod June 16, 2009

Dildo

something that will eventually lead to the extinction of man.

Woman 1: "My man has not been in the mood for sex lately :("

Woman 2: "Screw him! Get a dildo and dump the bastard!"

by iheartsexitsgood November 28, 2010

Dildo

acording to a certain person, a dildo is a shade of green

Person 1: "Do you know what a dildo is?"
Certain Person: "Oh, is it a shade of green?"
Person 1: ROFL!

by adhgaerhh March 8, 2009

Alaskan Dildo

The act of defecating in a condom, freezing said condom, and, when having sex in the kitchen, reaching over and grabbing the frozen log out of the fridge and sticking it in your girl's anus.

"Dude, did you hear Cox gave Kateri the Alaskan Dildo in the dorm kitchen? That's what that log was in the freezer!"

by Cap Young November 20, 2007