John just finished his Master's Degree and now employers are saying he's overqualified. He already had an Associates and a Bachelors and still can't find a job! The only things he's receiving are 3rd Degree Resume BURNS!
by sweetjdubs August 6, 2010
Get the 3rd DEGREE Resume BURNS mug.A college degree that cannot be applied to any useful career that would actually pay you enough money to survive. These degrees are usually recieved when students Major in such categories as History, Art History, and uncommon european languages.
Oh yeah, i spent eight years getting my idiot degree in history, turns out, theres no real jobs for that, im an idiot.
Bob said his kid is getting a masters in Ancient Slavic languages at Harvard. What an expensive way to get an idiot degree.
Bob said his kid is getting a masters in Ancient Slavic languages at Harvard. What an expensive way to get an idiot degree.
by crapple2011 October 13, 2011
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I just visited the gynecologist the other day. She used the 69 Degree Penetrator and I measured only 42.0 degrees... I guess I'm not that quality
by Quick Scoping Fgt April 22, 2015
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by Anne332 August 5, 2020
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by f23ftw January 13, 2008
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by Matthew "Camel" Toews April 22, 2008
Get the 3 degrees warmer mug.Essentially a 'burn' about a burn (e.g. sunburn) that was mentioned in a particular episode of the ever-popular That 70's Show (see burn).
Jackie: Gee, I wish there was someone to help me put sunscreen on my body (hints Hyde).
Hyde: Good idea because sunburn could quickly lead to skin peeling.
Kelso: Aww man. That's a burn about a burn. That's like a second-degree burn!
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by lastray September 25, 2010
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