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Gay Date

Similar to a “playdate”, only with all guys. This shameful act can be observed in a suburban neighborhood when husbands all meet on one neighbors swing-set accompanied by their children to hang out and speak amongst themselves. Most likely each of them have been sent out of their homes with their kids inbound because their overworked stay-at-home mommy wives needed some “me time” to recover from the harsh reality of their disappointing happily-ever-after’s. Of course, topics of discussion between these pussy-whooped, sad excuses for men would never include anything like: sports, movies, music, tits, cars, or anything else normal men talk about….and worst of all, no alcoholic beverages are consumed by any of them. Anyone involved in this act can only count the minutes until Monday morning comes, and they are able to return to their comfy cubicles so that they can work 10 hours a day in the corporate prison that offers the only escape from serving the lifetime sentence from their marriage.
Wow, it looks like all the neighbors are having a gay date again in their backyard. Lame!
by Mancave Movie Madness May 27, 2017
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Seedless Date

it's when you have a date with girl and you don't get laid ( can't plant your seed inside of here ) or you get laid and wore a condom which results in a seedless date
Cody Ko: last night i had a date with a girl but it was a seedless date
by Rgabor September 13, 2017
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dinner and breakfast date

a long date that starts with dinner,lasts through the night, and ends with breakfast
Hey, I don't do coffee, but I do a dinner and breakfast date... (wink).
by Sally Bob April 24, 2009
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needs a date with a razor

A guy who looks like he needs a shave!
Did you see that good looking guy over there? Yeah, but he sure needs a date with a razor!
by Gamecocklady May 6, 2014
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Roblox Online daters

roblox online daters… these people are mostly like 7-15 they would also play games like meepcity also online dating is dangerous VERY. dangerous these people would play a lot of condo games and when ever their “favorite” game gets deleted they are mostly likely to cry thus rage cause they wanted to fuck a pixel forever oh yeah when I was very young when this happened like in 2015 i think? Maybe 2016 idk. apparently I was playing this game it was like a roleplay game and this weird girl would follow me everywhere, anyway if you see a Oder and the girl says “I’m 13” and the guys says his real age annoy him if he lies his age and says his age is 14 get him in a discord call if he’s actually 14 trash talk him and shit if he mutes then he’s about 43 years old and if he declined the call make him leave. if you can’t get him to leave try to tell other robloxians to annoy him with you or you’re friends anyway thats it I’m out of ideas bye hope you hated my shit thing byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
by OWP2 September 8, 2021
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Go go let's go let's go Dateko

have you heard about the dateko cheer? it goes like this... ''go go let's go let's go dateko'' !!
by Andreccur September 28, 2020
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first date

I'm going on my first date tonight.
by @nT#0nY May 23, 2006
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