Ey Cousin

Used by common day aussie wiggas... or Wabbos.
Means the the same as wazzup or whats crackalackin but is only used by either a whiteman talking to a blackman or a blackman talking to a blackman.

Jordan: 'ey Cousin!
Mr T: Sup foo'

by Fred Mckinley October 30, 2004

French Cousins

Two guys who have Eiffel towered the same woman.

Weren't you and Ryan in a three way?

Yeah, we are French cousins.

by Kazooforyou June 12, 2014

ur cousin fuckin

An insult to trump ur dad lesbian. If used, all life forms in a 10 mile surrounding area will spontaneously combust. To be only used under dire circumstances

Carl: Ur mum gay lol

Jamal: Ur dad lesbian lmao

Carl: ur cousin fuckin roflmao

Both parties and anyone in the near vicinity combust without warning

by Gamingcausesautism March 12, 2018

Cunt Cousins

Two females who engage in an intimate, scissoring, one night stand. The two may never see each other again, but they will always be cunt cousins.

"Wow I can't believe how drunk I was last night. I hope I don't see my cunt cousin anytime soon!"

Two females who engage in an intimate, scissoring, one night stand. The two may never see each other again, but they will always be cunt cousins.

by Suction Cup Sadist September 16, 2018

Alabama cousin

A girl so hot you want to date them even if you shouldn’t for some reason.

Person 1: Wow, that girl is pretty hot.
Person 2: You should ask her to be your Alabama cousin.

by Tylo Ren May 16, 2019

third-cousin-11X-removed

Third-cousin-eleven-removed (3C11R).

My third-cousin-11X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

Cave cousins

Two people that vaguely know each other ( co-workers, have the same class, etc) and have had sex with the same person.

I didn’t know Dave and I were cave cousins until we were chatting in the break room

by Charles Rizzman December 19, 2022