Crapital

The derivative name of Capital University Law School, located in Columbus, OH.

"Where did you go to law school?"
"I went to Crapital."
"Well, good luck...NEXT."

by ScrantonWordMeister February 16, 2010

cryptique

Similar to a critic (critical message), a cryptique is a cryptic message.

Perhaps I should include some sort of cryptique.

by toothpickbandit July 13, 2010

Crypt Monkey

Loser Goth types that are obsessed with death and partying at cemeteries. Usually spout out useless crap about the end of the world and worship Edgar Allen Poe. They talk about visiting Jim Morrison's crypt in Paris. Crypt Monkeys are prone to apply for jobs digging graves or selling cemetery plots. They always wear black and have cheap ink tattoos they give themselves. They live at home with their depressed, alcoholic mothers and listen to My Chemical Romance and think it's music.

That pathetic crypt monkey got thrown out of the mausoleum again after aimlessly wandering through the halls drunk at midnight.

by Sportsguy1991 April 18, 2013

crypt robber

A person who dates or is in a relationship with someone significantly younger than he/she/they are.

Wow, that Jordan. What a crypt robber. That old guy must be twice her age.

by Pelican Man July 9, 2016

Crypthoe

A hoe that sells goods (or booty) in exchange for crypto.

“I met up with a crypthoe last night and we awkwardly waited 10 minutes for the bitcoin transaction to confirm before we could shag.”

by queen_crypto May 28, 2018

crypto woke

Woke with an outer veneer of credible rationality. This veneer is in effect a form of cryptography that obfuscates underlying beliefs consistent w/Wokeness.

Cathy Young had me fooled, turns out she is crypto woke af

by UseYourBrain18 December 3, 2021

crypto baddie

She is fierce, independant and polished. Above all, she is super into NFT. If you don't own one, she won't even look at you. The crypto baddie is the girl version of the crypto bro.

Me : i just bought this really cool nft
You : you're such a crypto baddie
Me : To the mooooon

by Laure42 February 8, 2022