Overly dramatic crying that involves shoulder shrugging, moaning, rocking back and forth, and extreme amounts of bodily fluids.
by DKM Fan July 9, 2011

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

To be emotionally or physically sad enough you feel the need to cry, but don't because you're a man.
by Gervior April 13, 2009

by Sam_kray April 13, 2015

by fraser frase May 4, 2011

V. VEGAN: One who cries a lot; full of tears; mean and violent red head who can drop it likes it’s hot. One who sheds tears at the drop of the hat. Skin flushes at the sight of vodka. Protective mother bear. Proceed cry butts with caution.
by CreatingWhileDrunk October 5, 2018

When a person, typically someone "famous", tries to shed tears, but due to the amount of plastic surgery they've had done, no tears are visible and it is unknown if they actually have emotions.
Did you see that Heidi Montag interview? She was trying to show emotions, but all that came out was a Botox cry.
by CiSH_Fo_Sho February 20, 2010
