Crocodile Trap

When someone chomps down on a dick when giving a blowjob.

Me: “I need surgery. My girl gave me a crocodile trap this morning.”

by whisperonastarchase February 12, 2024

Crocodanal

Anal received/given by a crocodile.

“Them freaky crocs love crocodanal”

by Crocodanal March 16, 2024

Crocodile

Typically a gay 57 year old pedophile who targets male minors, he has a preference for the ones who don’t run away and are slim enough to fit in a basement. His appearance is described by a little traumatized boy: Tall and stocky, Crocodile has broad shoulders, powerful limbs and legs, and a robust neck. His skin is faded, and while he keeps his black hair perfectly slicked back, strands often fall in front of his face during bouts. The most remarkable features are a large hook made of a durable gold alloy in lieu of his left hand and a lengthy, stitched scar that crosses his face at the bridge of his nose. His thin eyebrows rise to the middle of his deep-set, heavily-lidded eyes. This conveys a sense of suspicion and disdain in his normal facial expression. Crocodiles typically have cigars in their mouths and have a deep, soothing voice when they speak.
His outfit consists of a black suit and a dark green ascot, this matches his black pants and belt. He has a hook to grab the children in gold.

Crocodile: hey little boy wana marry me, ill pay you €3000 a night, and give you candy?

Boy: no get away from me you “crocodile”.

by Josef McDoolio March 25, 2024

crocodile

when you want to ensure people know how good or great something tastes (because crocodile nuggets are delicious!)

yo my wife made me a breakfast burrito and that ish was CROCODILE!

by boxerstang March 27, 2024

Crocodilliananifadoastrodociusan Siggerfartqueeftonan melatoninyeezygummyfartison

Crocodilliananifadoastrodociusan Siggerfartqueeftonan Melatoninyeezygummyfartison is something that young kids these days call their pet crocodile.

Hey Crocodilliananifadoastrodociusan Siggerfartqueeftonan Melatoninyeezygummyfartison, you are my favorite crocodile.

by fartkingserpent April 7, 2024

crocodile rodeo

When you're doing your girl from behind and you bite her between the shoulder blades. Clamp down with your teeth and see if you can stay on for 8 seconds.

It was NYE and she mentioned her ex during sex. I had no option apart from going to the Crocodile Rodeo.

by Big Dog the Pirate December 30, 2024

Crocodile pussy

An absolutely disgusting and smelly vagina.

Wow she’s hot but she got that crocodile pussy.

by anonymous February 12, 2025