O-crunches

Somewhat inadvertent "crunches," or quick contractions of the abdomen, that some women perform during orgasm; especially during multiple orgasms.

Alternatively known to as "O-sit-ups."
"Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!" Tami cried during her "workout." She was too lazy to get up, put on spandex, lie on the floor, and do actual crunches, and preferred instead to stay in bed while Josh gave her o-crunches.
by magicalunicornfucker August 23, 2012
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Cum crunch

The spot of dried cum on the cloth used to clean up your orgasm.
This is some nasty Cum crunch
by Bony McGee May 13, 2014
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Cappin' Crunch

Fronting or lying in an extreme way. (Cutting the roof of your mouth type of extreme.)
"Bro, you're cappin' crunch, you ain't got hoes."
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Cripple crunch

The fucking of an individual with an injury of some kind. For example, a broken arm.
Hey heard you crunched that cripple on the weekend. We’re gonna call you cripple crunch x
by Cripplecruncher5000 December 11, 2020
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dutch crunch

A bread found mostly in the San Francisco Bay Area, with a hard, crunchy, upper crust that fractures into small bits during baking as the loaf rises, leaving an interesting pattern of cracks on the top of the bread. Commonly used for sandwiches.
I broke a tooth on the Dutch Crunch at Le Boulangers.
by Domonique Dagdag September 24, 2009
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Colonel Crunch

A sex move where the male, out of nowhere, yells "Colonel Crunch!" He then punches the woman in the face, and jizzes in her ear.
I yelled "Colonel Crunch, Bitch!" and she had an orgasm.
by ReesieCup September 09, 2009
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Crunched Colon

You take your index finger and place it on the northern region of your anus. Then you take your thumb and place it on the southern region of your anus. Once they are placed, you slightly push in and squeeze your index finger and thumb together, giving your anus a winking effect.
So this guy passed out at a party and when they woke him up, he opened his eyes and there was this other guy standing over him showing him a "Crunched Colon."

The guy who was asleep was highly upset and tried to punch the guy doing the "Crunched Colon." The guy doing the "Crunched Colon" retaliated and shit while he was squinting his anus! It was a mess!!!
by Lil lil nig May 05, 2009
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