Crunchy Sandwich

The act of shitting in a girls vagina, then the guy proceeds to vomit on that shit, the girl then mounts his face and sandwiches in the shit and vomit onto his face..leaving him with a crunchy sandwich

Laura gave ciaran a mean crunchy sandwich last night..

by Fanny McSweaty November 7, 2009

Crunchy Creeper

A creepy male figure, generally dirty looking who stares for a period longer then 15 seconds.

Characteristics include, greasy hair, bad odor, and a creeper aura.

Man creepily looks at a girl. Gives the skank eye and stares her down.

Girls standing by: "Eww why is he being a crunchy creeper"

by Oanhhhhhhhh April 7, 2010

Crunchy

Adjective: a white person who is not a complete dick, having intriguing interests more than Starbucks and yoga pants with ugg boots and/or bro-like. Someone who respects other people and contributes to the world.

That white dude is hella crunchy.

by BabyG_bgirl January 19, 2020

Crunchy

Negative, annoying, inconvenience.

1. Shut the fuck up you crunchy ass bitch!
2. You are so crunchy...
3.

3a Something happens
3b (reaction) "crunchy..."

by Ink Boy Green February 25, 2020

crevice crunchy

A rogue piece of toilet paper that has clung to a girl's vagina and dried up. Rare, but powerfully repulsive.

Roughly 35% of your standard sorostitutes stumble out of bars with a crevice crunchy, and knock the Uggs boots anyway...gotta check first, guys.

by Jimmy Showers July 16, 2008

crunching numbers

What people pretend to do all day at work whilst daydreaming about things that will never happen.

John pretended to be crunching numbers at work, but he was really daydreaming of having an orgy with Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox, and Jessica Biel.

by Slim77 July 28, 2010

crunchin

cool, sweet, awesome, tight, phat, etc.

Dude! Did you see that guy hacky-sackin? His moves are so CRUNCHIN!

by Dennis Lackey January 23, 2003