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Unknown critical, or crit for short, is the best friend when it comes to needing a distraction, They Will manage to get you to think about pretty much anything else than the thing bothering you but they’re really bad at serious mental health stuff, as well as romance, they suck at romance. They love down talking themselves and gets mad at people of they say that they love crit. They’re the kind of friend that is so annoying but you love them too much to leave them.
Unknown critical is so weird
Ikr? Why are you friends with him?
He’s funny
by Zeddie366 September 5, 2022
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Critical mistake

A misfire or mistake so sad or pathetic that you question if they went into a vegetative state when doing it.
My coworker decided it would be a good idea to bring balloons to our boss's funeral. A critical mistake that would cost him his job.
by Tovarishch Lasagna May 18, 2019
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Critical Stupid

The most stupid thing you can think of and add autism.
Yo, that Phillipe has reached Critical Stupid.
by Philopean RedRocket December 3, 2018
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criticism

when your friend criticizes your choices just because. especially when they say you will be the reason for the world to go under just because you decided to buy three extra books... (you already have)

- Spoiled brat
stop giving me criticism - spoiled brat
no, I want to criticize you - best friend
by readyouryoung April 2, 2024
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Critical Misfire

being too lazy to nut into a sock, tissue or even your hand, resulting in you nailing yourself in the face.
Never spray 'n pray, its not worth a critical misfire
by fagmaster69696969699696420 March 11, 2021
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Critical shot

A situation when u r boning her pussy and ur dong accidentally slides in her booty hole
Guy 1: -Yo, bruh. Why r u so sad?
Guy 2: -Last night I made a critical shot to ma bae and when I pulled out my schlong it was full covered with shit
by Scaffold August 28, 2019
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Critical Identity Theory

Ray Blanchards definition of what's wrong with modern day society
Critical Identity Theory is easily defined in the National Institute of Health a government board committee.
by AlphaEpsilon September 8, 2023
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