cricket leggin

so messed up your leggs feel like jello when you walk and bend weird ways

Man, im cricket leggin right now!

by BIG D DOIRON April 8, 2011

crotch crickets

slang for crabs, lice in the pubic area

Justin has crotch crickets.

by AK-85 April 22, 2006

defensive cricket

A relationship tactic, involving nailing as many people as possible when one's partner is overseas. Designed to ensure that maximum downside on partners return is the relationship itself, not also a feeling of having wasted some of ones life.

"What did you get up to friday?" "Defensive cricket"

by BBB April 17, 2005

pub cricket

The act of going on a pub crawl with your (male) friends, and actively bumping into women's breasts without getting caught. Each time a player succesfully touches a breast they get one run, if they manage to touch both of them they get a four, and if they successfully manage to bag the nicest pair in the pub, they get a six. Players are out if they are slapped or otherwise rumbled, and can no longer "bat".

"Damn! Wilson's picked up 19 not out!"
"Shit, I went out for a duck."

by Barlos the Jackal November 25, 2003

crotch crickets

crabs or crotch critters that creep around your crotch. Something that u need to look out for before you get all up on or in someone elses crotch

wow, that bitch wanted me to eat her vertical bacon sandwich and it was infested with crotch crickets

by Tommygunz45k May 16, 2007

fender cricket

A person who hangs on and around the fender of a vehicle that is being worked on by a mechanic and asks stupid distracting questions about what u are doing and acts like they know what he is talking about but really doesn't.

I can't get shit done with all these damn fender crickets around.

by motech January 20, 2015

Quiver Cricket

A female archer who wears short shorts or tight jeans, shooter shirts,cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a shooter shirt. Often found twisting around the practice range or getting railed in the sponsor trailers. Shoots competition archery and claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like new release or the latest arrow. Rumor has it she knows how to nock. ->>--JB---->

Wasn't that girl wearing a blue shooter shirt last shoot yeah she's a quiver cricket its yellow this shoot it could be red the next

by Shades of camo August 10, 2019