Cream pie

When you come in the girls vagina and it’s super creamy

I gave that bdussy a cream pie

by Abcumlla September 18, 2021

Cranberry Cream Pie

When you are giving oral sex and vomit on the girl’s vagina.

Zac: did you have sex last night?
Hunter: nah I ate her out and yacked. Good old fashioned cranberry cream pie.

by Nshim September 9, 2021

Hesperia Cream Pie

When a male born in 1985 cream pies another trans-male, then proceeds to suck it out with a straw while watching TikTok on their phone.

The millennial tells the catman he has been a good boy and deserves a Hesperia Cream Pie and the catman smiles and grabs a straw

by 3-Putt December 28, 2021

Cream Pie

Is an ugly girl lies about how you rape her because you wouldn’t date her so you get lock up as a sex offender especially even underage girls. To give you the most heinous crime where even prisoners is the only crime they hate and kill you for it or rape you all the time for it. And then get killed.

This cream pie is going to the worst HELL possible.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ July 13, 2024

Cream Pie

The pre- to early internet porn definition was a vaginal area with semen on it, usually in a still photo. That is it. Pie was slang for vagina at one time. Fur pie for example (back when women had pubic hair).

In this photo spread (page 9), Barbie get a cream pie…and we don’t mean banana, though boy does she has some coconuts. Schwing!

by Farfugneugen August 5, 2023

the cream pie

When something is the best

Blank said to rkelly I just won 1 million dollars
Rkelly would say that’s the cream pie

by Rkellyblang October 29, 2017

Canada cream pie

A Canada cream pie is a sexual act in which the male puts maple syrup in either the vagina or the asshole and strokes it till completion. Then eats out the woman (or man) for a tasty Canada cream pie.

Dude 1: I’m so hungry and horny rn!
Dude 2: I don’t have much in my pantry, but I do have some syrup. Want a Canada cream pie?
Dude 1: hell yes dude!

by Brendawg Jones January 12, 2024