by Papiwhitetrash March 23, 2025

CHOOSE WISLEY!
When a male ejaculates inside a female’s vagina which can cause an unexpected pregnancy
OR
Cream pie which is an ultimately delicious snack that everyone will enjoy from Little Debbie.
When a male ejaculates inside a female’s vagina which can cause an unexpected pregnancy
OR
Cream pie which is an ultimately delicious snack that everyone will enjoy from Little Debbie.
Her: “Don’t cum inside”
Him: “Nah you bouta get this cream pie right here
OR
Anyone: “I think I want a tasty treat, imma go get a cream pie from the cabinet”
Him: “Nah you bouta get this cream pie right here
OR
Anyone: “I think I want a tasty treat, imma go get a cream pie from the cabinet”
by PaytonPratt June 4, 2020

by Mobsiboy June 19, 2023

When someone let's you cum In their mouth then starts fucking you from behind and spits it in your asshole
Chad was excited that brandon the marine let him cream stroking 2 pied him at a truck stop for 20 bucks
by True viking king February 15, 2023

Zac: did you have sex last night?
Hunter: nah I ate her out and yacked. Good old fashioned cranberry cream pie.
Hunter: nah I ate her out and yacked. Good old fashioned cranberry cream pie.
by Nshim September 9, 2021

When you're filling up your gas tank with the trigger locked, the tank fills full but some spills out because you filled her up too much. Often results in your car giving birth to Power Wheels™...
Billy busted a pump-cream pie on his car nine months ago, made his shoes smell like gas. Saw his car on MTV last week, looks like she's having Hot Wheels. What's wrong with kids these days.
by Micahtastrophe December 2, 2013

When you cream pie your favorite GILF after taking her to breakfast to catch the early bird special.
It was getting hot and heavy and then suddenly when she told me that I would be the beneficiary on her life insurance policy I oatmeal cream pied your granny. It was the best night of my life.
by Pete Camache June 25, 2025
