tropical cough

coughing after smoking a blunt

After smoking her first blunt last night, Kim had a tropical cough.

by gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayY October 4, 2011

Trump Cough

A derogatory term referring to COVID-19 and the president of the country who boasts the most cases and deaths of anywhere else in the world.

You didn't catch the Trump Cough while you were in the States did you? Nah, I had a test this morning.

by Wolfgang Kesselring June 26, 2020

Cough-Yew

Blessing a cough

Hussela Baby coughed and Alex Da Great said Cough-Yew

by anonymous May 1, 2022

buffalo cough

A cough so big and so loud it rumbles the whole body like a Buffalo herd.

Greg woke me up with his Buffalo cough

by Lillygw December 15, 2021

Schrodinger's cough

The winter cough that afflicts British folk, so called as it is both simultaneously serious enough to be nearly dying and needing antibiotics but simultaneously not bad enough to be COVID and in need of a PCR.

So called after Schrodinger's cat, a thought experiment in which a hypothetical cat may be considered simultaneously both alive and dead as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.

"Remember that fella who wanted antibiotics the other day? Schrodinger's cough, couldn't be COVID so couldn't possibly go for a PCR"

by John Whitaker October 13, 2021

Pearson cough

Person who feels weezy but is just a big jessie. Should wear a skirt and be called sally

Shit, dude has a pearson cough.

by anonymous October 1, 2021

Cough you

Cough you a phrase normally used after coughing basically saying you are extremely attracted to black men

Guy*coughs*
Guy: No cough you's??
Random person:cough you

by Detroiturbansurvivalist March 3, 2022