Lady Cottage

A ladies front bottom

I knocked at lady cottage but she wouldn't let me through the doors, she had a nice front door the backdoor was hanging of it's hinges, the red shutters are down at lady cottage

by Whitebits January 29, 2009

thatched roof cottages

one of two primary targets of trogdor the burninator... the other target for burnination being the peasants that dwell within them...

"burninating all the people, in their thatched roof COTTAGES!!!!!!"

by squirrely wrath August 5, 2004

cotton monkey

A small piece of cotton from your boxer shorts that becomes tangled in your sweaty arse hairs and swings around like a monkey in the jungle. Usually found after sport or other strenuous activities. The cheeky buggers often interfere with arse wiping after ones shit.

Thommo had found some mean cotton monkeys when he wiped his arse.

by Tom Purcell April 27, 2005

Kissing cotton

When you have go number 2 so bad that the turd is actually poking out of your anus.

Dude, your going to have to pull over at this gas station. I've got to crap so bad that I'm kissing cotton.

by Southbeachstyle September 25, 2008

swiss cottage secondary school

School of thoughtful leaders. Kind of a shit school and has almost no money. Doesn't even look like a cottage. They painted it the same color as the school beside it to give an illusion that its bigger than it actually is lmao. But daddy cheng and hoi very nice. Cafe food overpriced but still taste like cock and they always serve food that has been on the floor????

swiss cottage secondary school no money sia

by suzzybaka August 23, 2021

cotton eyed joe

when a man is tested for an std and has a q-tip inserted into his urethra his joe is now cotton eyed

If it wasn't for that dirty slut I would never have experienced a cotton eyed joe!

by not of your goddam business November 18, 2009

cotton master

1. someone who owns cotton pickers.
2. someone who owns someone at something (i.e. a videogame, etc.).

1. during the civil war there were a lot of cotton masters.
2. while playing halo 2, cotton masta sean owned cotton picka allister. or cotton master: "don't you have cotton to be picking?"

by halo 2 cotton masta May 28, 2006