in the cards

likely to happen, probable (possibly from the cards used by fortune tellers)

Another win for the team is in the cards.

by The Return of Light Joker June 10, 2009

cordshot

the radius or distance within which one's laptop or mobile device might be plugged in to charge.

Origin - 2015, on the model of earshot.

I have to stop working at the cafe because my laptop is about to die and there are no seats within cordshot of an outlet.

by uncoeuraweigh March 12, 2015

codswappled

another word for confused, or disoriented.

I was codswappled when I realized that codswappled wasn't a real word in the dictionary.

by AIWObsessed March 21, 2010

Codswallap

Talking shit.

He was speaking absolute codswallap. He started saying things like David Tennant is my you know what.

by Dr Giraffe August 12, 2010

Codswallop Slop

A shitty tattoo done by a scratcher tattooer made good by blagging (lying) about their credentials to the unsuspecting public, and making them believe that a) they are a real tattooer and b) that it is a good tattoo

Dude, where did you get that tattoo?
I got it at (name any crappy tattoo shop in any crappy town)
Hell, man, that ain't nothing but codswallop slop

by the britster November 23, 2011

Coldsauce

1.) A thick, creamy, dairy product that is poured into a container, covered, then refrigerated to make homemade icecream within an hour.

2.) Opposite of hotsauce. A liquid drink ingested as a remedy to sooth the burning effects of extremely spicy foods.

Woman : Now that they've come out with coldsauce, I no longer have to purchase icecream from the store, nor use those machines to make it.

Man : I can't participate in the habarnero pepper eating contest if I don't have my coldsauce as a backup.

by Intune2U November 25, 2011

Chordster

a person who claims to be able to play the guitar but has only mastered chords. fast rock riffs are alien to them and even hard powerchord shifts are a stretch. the chords is by no means not skilled; just limited in the art of rocking out.

Hey Nick, so are we jamming later?
Yea Aiman is coming too.
Ah crap! isnt he a chordster?

yea... we'll have to carry his slack.

by tautau the bice January 26, 2015