fruity cootie

when your cootie smells ripe!

damn girl we just had sex and you have a fruity cootie, clean that thang!

by secretadmirer92 October 21, 2011

Good cooties

Good cooties are cooties you get from your lover/partner those aren’t bad cooties those are cooties to be happy about sharing

Partner:ew you have cooties
Partner 2: I have good cooties

by Oofles June 11, 2018

extreme cooties

This isn’t like any ordinary cootie this is the highest level of cootie, know become infected when sleeping around

“I heard from 10 other girls that he has extreme cooties from sleeping with all of them...”

by Ko.jazz June 21, 2018

bushgirl cootieman

my kween
big gay
BIG dick energy
pen

Salad crawdad: “do you hear that? it’s like a rumbling sound.”
Big mac girl: “oh yeah that’s the sound of bushgirl cootieman’s big dick energy”

by big mac girl October 6, 2018

Crack Cooties

When someone gives you their crack-head energy.

Oh shit, Katie gave me the crack cooties.

by 7deadand3incriticalcondition November 10, 2019

Shookity Cookity

When you are so shocked that the word "shook" cannot express your feelings enough. Usually replaces shook.

"Omg can you believe she did that"
*GASP* Shookity Cookity

by sambam12 November 26, 2020

https_cooties

The best Billie/Lana/Melanie Stan

Married to Damian Wayne and the Robin's

Https_cooties is my wife

by The best shifter June 1, 2021