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Contractogasm

When a pregnent woman has an orgasm at the same as a contraction
I had a contractogasm while having sex the other day.
by Nawlijispower February 26, 2010
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mega contraction

A large contraction. Usually used for words made up of more than three words, such as y'all're.
Man, I can't believe y'all're using mega contractions.
by m/e/m/e/d February 22, 2020
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Private security contractor

Private security contractor, ex-military, high level commandos, trained with U.S. taxpayer dollars, who have opted to work for a contracting firm at much larger salaries than regular military and be free of the restraints and regimentation of an actual military organization, while performing work traditionally done by actual military units such as the Navy Seals, etc.
by RustyCannon January 1, 2010
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contradiction

The opposite of argument. From a legendary Monty Python sketch.
That's not an argument, it's contradiction!
No it isn't!
by octopod November 9, 2003
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Contradict

Someone who is retarded and agrees with insults towards onself.
An often at times insults oneself in front of large crowds of people.
Nick- "Quit doggin on Kobe"
Marco- "Im doggin on Kobe"

Juliana- "I hope your penis shrinks"
Marco- "If it gets any smaller it will disappear"
Juliana- "Dang foo you just contradicted yourself"
by Drum Master69 May 2, 2011
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contractor scum

Those that work less hours, with less committment, but get double the pay of full time employees.

Found invariably in the IT industry, but can exist anywhere.
Someone who uses the knowledge that a business needs to recruit quickly and cannot wait to hire a proper person... contractor scum steps in.
by James Westy March 26, 2008
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Contradict-the-implied

a form of putting words into someone's mouth by disagreeing with what you think another has suggested rather than what they've actually said, usually in a very exaggerated way
"Can you take me to the mall real quick, Jen?" asked Ron. "I'm not your slave here to serve you," said Jen. "Oh brother! Another contradict-the-implied statement. I never said that."

Wendy's made the contradict-the-implied statement of a typical stern parent: "Can I have a couple bucks for a new video game." "Money does not grow on trees and this is not a playground, young man."

George's contradict-the-implied statement really pissed me off. After I asked him if he wanted to see a movie together, he yelled, "I'm not the movie wizard who was brought here to go to the movies with you, Cindy."

"Want to hang out today?" I asked Ron. "I do too have a job and a life," he retorted with some snotty contradict-the-implied statement.

"I'm not a pervert with a toe castle and fungus in my room," said Andy when I asked if he would rub my feet. "Quit making contradict-the-implied statements. I never said that."
by sdfsdgfg August 1, 2008
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