abscond to constantinople

When someone in a relationship resorts to a ridiculous story to end the relationship because the other party just doesn't seem to get the message.

Jeff was blowing off Sally forever but she wouldn't stop calling him. He finally had to abscond to Constantinople. He told her he got a job at a research station in Antarctica; pretty good work for a guy who didn't graduate high school.

by Mosh Tortoni September 23, 2016

wadsworth constant

The Wadsworth Constant is the fundamental idea that the true meaning of a video, conversation, or comment does not approach importance until 30% or greater into said video, conversation, or comment.

Brian, I applied the Wadsworth Constant to that porn video you gave me and thankfully skipped all the dick sucking.

by DusterBugless October 2, 2011

Constantinople

A made up imaginary place that is dreamt by Greeks every minute of their life. Actually its not imaginary...its just HISTORY! The place was called Constantinople 600 years ago....wasnt that a long enough time for you to get over it?

Joe: Istanbul was called Constantinople over 600 years ago but Greeks still think its their capital.

Jack: I wouldnt blame them for that Middle East looking capital they actually have.

Joe: Whats their actual capital called again?

Jack: Who cares.

by The Macedonian May 19, 2005

Constantinople

the word EPIC is HEAVILY over used with things like
"epic fail"
their for in the case of something being truly epic
you well need to use a truly epic word
the word Constantinople well be used in place of epic

dude i fucking caught a shark, that could breath fire wile i fishing. it was Constantinople

by joker gallagher August 20, 2010

alcohol constipation

It means when you eat before going out and drink your life away. Then you wake up the following day feeling constipated and really have to go poop. But you can not because all the alcohol got sucked in to the food that you ate the night before.

Maria: I ate so much food and took too many shots. I think that was a bad idea.

Joce: Why?!

Maria: Because... I feel that I have alcohol constipation.

by Kimdizzle September 4, 2012

Byplymouth mouth constipation

A Scottish termWhen a male is really constipated so he takes laxatives and shit down his partners throat. After swallowing the fluids she quickly gags herself and throws up on his cock.

" I ( George Scott )was really constipated yesterday so I taught her ( Katie tolliday )the Byplymouth mouth constipation technique and she loved it "

by Jj mahe john ellis April 15, 2017

constantinidi

he is a gay pedofile who perves on younger years. he sits at the egde of the room and stares at you. also he looks at people in the shower and his favourite hobby is rollerskating whilst wanking himself and others (mainly boys) he also loves feta cheese A LOT.

a loser at cothill who sits at the edge of the social on a bech and wanks his name is george bub constantinidi

by dobbydickonastick2809 June 17, 2011