Confused Groundhog

When you have your girl get on all fours and put a pie pan under each part that touches the floor. Then start pumping away. Every time you thrust, she’ll slide forward. That coupled with her ecstasy will make her look like a confused groundhog foraging for a nut.

Rich: “Tina and I got the pie pans out last night and I slid her all around the floor with my back shots.”
Curtis:”The ol’ Confused Groundhog…that’s hot!”

by TheCanon13 October 5, 2023

conclused

When you feel like a matter has ended but is still confused, and you are left in a state of dismay but relief. The word is a mix of conclusion and confused to take elements of each word and create an enhanced meaning.

*conclused, conclusing, conclusative are the three acceptable forms; any other forms will concluse the meaning of the word*

That meeting was such a mess, and now I am very conclused. I need a nap.

by chloebeytch June 26, 2024

confused but never be

when someone is confused, but another suggest's they must not be

"omg did you hear her house got egged??? who would do that... im confused"
"confused but never be"

by mrbrightsidefan December 6, 2024

Confused Zak

The art of not having a fucking clue where your father is.

the poor child was really a confused Zak

by confused.cum December 22, 2024

Confused dickshit

When you put your male genital inside of the butthole of a female with male body parts that’s thinks their a zebra

Last night was so confusing I almost confused dickshit

by LightAttack January 17, 2025

Conflunderate

The most amount of love anyone can have for something or someone. Can not be outdone.

“I love you infinity x infinity”
“I conflunderate you!”

by Bilbo Cagins May 12, 2025

conflicted Nigel

why oh why did my parents give me a spastic name

conflicted Nigel wishes he had a girlfriend

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025