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Stuffing Your Taco With Company Meat

The female version of dipping your pen in the company ink. A senior woman in a company having sex with an underling or lower level male employee, who may or may not be a direct report to that woman.
Mandy: That Dave is quite a hot number, I'm tapping that shit in Vegas.
Jane: Do you think that's a good idea?
Mandy: Hell ya! Gonna dip my pen in the company ink, beeeaaaatch!
Jane: You're the shizzle! But, really, don't you mean Stuffing Your Taco With Company Meat! You go girl!
by Buffman6236 September 5, 2012
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twerkman's comp

Calling in sick to work because you are too tired and sore from dancing the night before.

Can also be used when a stripper hurts herself on the job.
Person1: why weren't you at work?
Person2: couldn't make it. I was out all night at the club. I had to call in and use twerkman's comp.
by itstall April 2, 2015
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An amazing saying by Arin Hanson of Game Grumps.
"I want someone to use With Great Confidence comes Great Wonfidence."
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Midwest Bus Company

A place with corrupt staff, and a place 11 year olds go to admin abuse. Home of the worst development ever and trash buses. Want to buy robux on the blackmarket? Say less buy from MBC they will sell you limiteds and roblox for USD extra.
Oh look they must be from Midwest Bus Company.
by OkBob January 4, 2023
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Compact

A short girl with a big ass, big titties or both.
Friend 1: You moved on from your last girl yet?

Friend 2: Yea, take a look *shows picture*

Friend 1: Damn that bitch compact
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comestibles

Items of food. Something you consume. Often associated with potables.
Joe likes to masticate his comestibles.
by Athene Airheart March 21, 2004
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It comes with the gender

A phrase used to answer a question, posed by the opposite gender, about the mysteries of the answerers gender.
Julie "Why do you men enjoy pooping and steak so much?"
Jack "It comes with the gender?"

Paul "Why do girls go in huddles to the bathroom?"
Sally "It comes with the gender."
by Brendan O December 15, 2008
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