Commuter’s Blumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while actively pooping your pants behind the wheel.

She started going down on me, and I shit my pants halfway through — full Commuter’s Blumpkin.

by Mikey1965 May 31, 2025

Committed Campbell

The art of soiling oneself, when presented with the answer “no”

“Boyfriend wouldn’t let me drive his car home from a heavy nights drinking, so I pissed myself in the driver seat” - Now thats A Committed Campbell

by Robbie Codder January 1, 2026

super-committee

Bringing great attention to, and making big fanfare about something that in reality has little or no possibility of sucess, or has far less significant outcome than originally expressed. Originates from the establishment of a Committee established to purportedly reduce the debt of the federal government in 2011. Unfortunately the committee and the establishment of this committee was all a ruse, and failed to produce any significant debt reduction, but more legislative back-biting in congress. Alt. - See Smoke and Mirrors.

You want a new car? Let me establish a super-committee and we'll get right on that one.

by halejr November 21, 2011

Steering committe

Two or more backseat drive

The steering committee has desided what they like for lunch.

by killlakillnude August 10, 2015

Cardboard Committee

A group set up to listen to, learn from and act on the needs of the team to help make everyone's experience of coming to work more honest, fulfilling and fun. The Cardboard Committee aims to give people a space to make suggestions on how we can better our work culture and environment, and come up with ways to transform those ideas into practical and tangible habits that create change.

I'm going to take the time to answer the Cardboard Committee's survey thoughtfully because they value my opinion and I believe that they're going to help bring about positive change in the workplace.

by jubajoo August 16, 2018

Proof committee

absolutely fake news.

Person: have you heard of the proof committee?
Person: yeah dude, it’s totally fake

by Therealcommittee January 13, 2019

Looter commuter

Someone who comes from an outside area, to where a protest is happening, so they can loot.

Where did dave get all that stuff? Did he get his job back after covid took it?

No, he is a looter commuter now.

by Nomas Tortuga May 31, 2020