Coffin

Sexual act where one party lays flat on end of bed and the other partner stands over while receiving oral pleasure from the other party

I just did the coffin with sarah

by Tronamious May 12, 2023

laughing in the coffin

The terrible state wherein you manage to laugh amidst anger and agony

? : Hope you're doing well
!: Yeah, Laughing in the coffin 😂🥲

by lil@arch February 14, 2025

Temporary coffin

Temporary coffin is a more appealing word for solitary confinement

Jake shanked tommy at lunch, jake is going in to the temporary coffin.

by Salt discriminater April 30, 2021

In the coffin

When someone is a metalhead but hasn't told anyone yet.
It's used similarly to In the closet, but it's more metal.

Newfound metalheads fear being ostracized by their friends and family for not adhering to what is commonly considered a "normal music taste". They can spend years in the coffin as a result.

Please help fight this horrible guilt they feel inside and preach for #metalacceptance

Prime Rib: "Good to see you, how are 'ya?"
Striploin: "Kinda something I want to talk to you about, actually."
Prime Rib: "Umm, sure.."
Striploin: "So lately I've been feeling a lot more confident as a person and I feel you should really know something about me that you probably didn't see coming."
Prime Rib: "You're scaring me, dude."
Striploin: "I think I'm a metalhead."
Prime Rib: "Wow. I can't say i'm not surprised. How long have you been in the coffin?

by A Crazie May 18, 2017

Coffin

A place where the coffin dancers play with a dead body

Coffin dance.

by Lunandcheez October 19, 2022

Dutch coffin

When someone farts in a elevator before you get in

John likes to dutch coffin the elevator everytime he gets in .

by NHcubed August 9, 2018

Coffin

A box they put all the coma corpses in.

"Hey how much did that coffin cost?"
"I don't fucking know, I'm dead!"

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 14, 2022