Cod Fever

The fever which is an excuse for not doing anything social or being ill very contangious around finals and other important weeks or days.

Jack: Hey where's John at?

Joe: Hes at home with Cod Fever.

Jack: I hope it contangious.

Joe: Oh it is

by codfeverabuser February 15, 2010

Cod Particle

The Dried particulate vaginal excreta that accumulates on your member after intercourse.

I put a Cod Particle in one of the burgers today at work

by divewave July 7, 2012

COD Whore

A person, friend, family member that plays any Call of Duty game 24/7 with only bathroom breaks. You can also hear them yelling through the wall at 3:00am and later. They are always angry if they aren't playing and usually have no friends in real life.

Me: My brother is a COD whore 24/7 and he never shuts up.
Bob: Yea, I hate those people, they have no life.

by theamazingpinoy November 16, 2010

COD wallop

v. The striking action which is required to distract a Call of Duty player from the screen.

Stuart was blanking me playing that bloody game again, so he got a COD wallop across the lugs.

by ka22a November 14, 2009

Cod Blanket

Like a dutch oven, but with queefs

"I was starting to fall asleep last night, but my girlfriend pulled the ol' cod blanket on me"

by Shrewdom April 8, 2010

cod brain

The result of playing Call of Duty at ungodly hours in the middle of the night. Symptoms are usually temporary and include mental fatigue, inability to think critically and a lack of concentration on or memory of anything other than the round of deathmatch currently in session.

Peter couldn't remember what he had for lunch today, or what his sister's name was, while we were playing Call of Duty at 3 am. He probably just had cod brain.

by Bill the Bobder March 7, 2011

Cod Eye Pirate

A 'cod eye pirate' refers to a sexual act which incorporates a penis being inserted to an empty eye socket. The eye may not be there do to wotever reason. The phrase 'thats my old retina your poking!' is commonly used during a cod eye pirate. A cod eye pirate is given by a male, but can be recieved by either males or females. Recent experiments by lesbians have shown that a dildo can also be used in a cod eye pirate, and is becoming increasingly popular with one eyed lesbians.

That one from Kill Bill, with the eye patch, i bet you'd love to give her a cod eye pirate you sick fuck.

by The CrotchMeista January 20, 2005