Coconut malling

The process of getting coconut malled. Getting coconut malled is a meme on social media particularly tiktok and YouTube etc
by Sebastian hiney February 28, 2021
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blowing the coconut

When someone gives you a blowjob and you release coconut “cum” out
Me: what did you and your girl do last night?
Friend: she was blowing the coconut and it went everywhere!
by coconutblower69 December 02, 2020
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Coconut Smoothie

The act of placing cocaine on a penis and as the male ejaculates, the recipient orally injests the semen-cocaine mixture.
He gave me a coconut smoothie after we came back from the rave.
by ReneaWithAnA June 26, 2021
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coconut husk

The cocunut husk-like display of minge when a woman bends over naked to touch her toes. A good cocunut husk is always framed by her snut and watched over by the eye of her chocolate starfish
Wendy bent over in her string and it completely disappeared inside her coconut husk..
by Tuff-T January 08, 2008
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Coconut Bandit

Dude don't date her, she's just a coconut bandit.
by Austin Ries July 29, 2011
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Slippery coconut

When the male or female ejaculates onto the females left or right tit, then adds a cup of snot on top of it, making it as slippery as possible. The male or female then starts to rub his penis around the nipple of the slippery tit.
Man, did you see Wyatt give Hayley a slippery coconut?!
by Poonswaggle12345 June 23, 2010
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Coconut Pete

The infamous guy who wrote the song "Pinacoladaburg" which got ripped off by Jimmy Buffets song "Margaritaville".

Coconut Pete's reaction, "That son of a son of a Bitch!"
There is the island man Coconut Pete, pours himself a shot of tequila, there's a little place called pleasure Island, boy would I like to feel ya
by Hungoverballsack June 16, 2015
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