coal wool

The new politically correct and progressive way of using the term "black sheep."

Nobody wants to be labeled as a coal wool, but at least racial insensitivity has been e-raced (Yes, that was intentional)!

by Arnie Grape April 11, 2022

Rolling coal

Rolling coal in the bedroom is when you take your favorite laxative, and chase it with a bottle of Pepto Bismol. This creates an explosive black diarrhea that you release at climax, usually across a wall or in the direction of a white curtain

I was giving her the montana muskit loader when I started rolling coal all over her curtains

by Curious~spacecraft July 2, 2024

Blowing coal

Hotboxing(I think)

I saw someone blowing coal near the basement.

by 2MUCHSWEG August 24, 2021

Coal Shrew

A niche racial slur used to define a black Jew.

Ryan: Dude, he’s black and Jewish???
Brock: Yeah dude! He’s a fucking Coal shrew!

by JKCadillac July 8, 2021

Coal

Coal as used for a dog’s name, means many things. Coal is kind, sweet and loyal. He will keep you warm on a cold winter night, as lump of coal would in an oven. Coal is very intelligent, and the envy of most dogs. He always has the coolest haircut, and it draws many loving looks from admirers. Everyone wants Coal by their side.

That Coal sure is cute!
Does Coal want a treat?
Coal is such a good boy!

by Booboo Coal February 3, 2021

Coal bait

Coal bait is when an individual makes a coal post on the internet, especially on twitter, that is meant to bait other users into interacting with the post and increasing their profile's exposure.

"This libtard on my for you page is always posting dumb arguments and it's triggering me into quote tweeting and debating them."

"Dude, you should know better than to interact with coal bait."

by my butt itchy March 24, 2024

Coal Schaefer

A tall homo man with blond hair and he eats Gavin’s butt. He is a Gucci friend but can’t stop going sicko mode on Gavin. He just doesn’t learn.

Coal Schaefer ate Gavin’s butt

by your mega homo April 5, 2019