Clusterfuck

When something is blown out of proportion. Making a mountain out of a molehill.

It's funny how a simple sneeze can turn into a.... clusterfuck. (That's right bitches, Dane Cook!)

by Munkey341750-413751 July 10, 2007

clusterfacts

Clusterfacts are a collection of either out of context facts or completely made up facts bundled together and delivered in a rapid fire fashion. Like a clusterbomb

This is a strategy used mostly by right wing political pundits when being interviewed on television. When they are asked a question that undermines their position on a subject they drop clusterfacts like crazy to force they interviewer deal with the unrelated or inaccurate facts. When successfully deployed the interviewer is left arguing facts unrelated to the original question.

Any interview with Michelle Malkin. When asked to explain her support for the Iraq war she launched into a scree of clusterfacts that are easily proven wrong on an individual basis, but en-masse they overwhelm the interviewer.

by earth2kelly August 4, 2009

Clusterfuck

(n) the management strategy and architecture utilized by the Edmonton Oilers. It relies heavily on incompetence and ego and downplays traditional values like accountability and heart. To be a true clusterfuck you must be completely devoid of foresight and oblivious to the present situation. You must only focus on successes of at least 25+ years ago as merit for any and all decisions made in the present day.

"Wow, I'm glad our NHL team isn't a clusterfuck like the Oilers."

by Poor Badger December 3, 2014

Clusterfuck

The Metal Gear Online beta, offered for download and play by Konami which has now been restricted to Japan only after massive server failure

Dude did you try out the MGO beta?
Nah, twas a clusterfuck of epic proportions

by McTalon April 22, 2008

clusterfuck

When a Robbie cheats a Rae, and a Matthew finds out and throws a hissy fit that the Robbie lied to him about it. Then they start fighting and drag everybody they are friends with into the fight. causing stress and a shitload of drama.

or

When someone brings fighting friends together to talk about there feelings. Which does not solve anything.

Also, a delicious chocolate candy bar with caramel, nuget, rice crispy clusters, and loaded with peanuts.

1. Robbie, Matt, and Rae, why are you sending us into this clusterfuck?
2. That talk last night was a clusterfuck.
3. I just ate one orgasmic clusterfuck.

by odd333 August 1, 2009

Clusterfuck

A group orgy.

person: That was a great clusterfuck last night!
Person2: Inorite?!

by ToxicCupCake November 13, 2009

clusterfuck

To have sexual intercourse with at least one other person in a computer cluster.

I've been so hosed lately that had to ask Cindy to meet me in 66-080, so we could clusterfuck between p-sets.

or

Those SIPB jerks locked our Athena accounts after they caught us clusterfucking in 66-080!

by dotcom January 18, 2008