Clémence

Someone who is your friend but then decides that you aren’t good enough for them
Basically another definition for bitch
Someone who will deny their Insults which, when she actually insults you, you may start crying inside.

A bully who is a girl who deny any fights you challenge her because she can’t actually fight.

Man that girl is such a bitch, she is totally Clémence today.

by Yo whats up April 29, 2019

clemmens

the area between the balls and poopchute, always extremely moist and stinky, prone to rash and infection

That boy needs to wash his clemmens, I can smell it through his pants!

by gayjo October 12, 2006

clemenphucker

a distant relative to clementoni, the clemenphucker is the part of clementoni that creates evil papers and forces children to choke on them. Also a virgin.

clemenphucker is sooooo a virgin

by yoyo April 27, 2004

clementoni

an english teacher who will purposely torture you with papers out of the wazoo and confuse you and make you want to murder little fuzzy white bunnies
aka clemenphuckker

"man, that clementoni will fuck you up"

by p[][] March 16, 2004

Clemente

To profile shenanigans of any kind LIKE A BOSS by using criminal behavioral analysis.

"I Clemente'd the FUCK out of that crime scene!!"

Bro 1 "How'd you figure out that Bob stole your beers?"
Bro 2 "I Clemente'd that shit bro!"
Bro 1 "Sweeeet"

by The Opinionated Atheist NZ May 24, 2017

clemenza

some kind of "son of a bitch" author in urbandict.

clemenza is son of a bitch

by hede November 10, 2008

Clemingston

1. A person who is a terrible host.

2. A person who eats or drinks without offering anything to their guest(s).

He was such a clemingston. He ate five bars of chocolate and never offered me any.

by Alex-Li Tandem February 26, 2009