Cairo

Handsome and smart. Shy at first, but very loving once you get to know him. He attracts girls very easily and can easily take your heart. He does not boast or brag, but is confident. If you have a Cairo in your life, consider yourself lucky. He is a beautiful soul and knowing him is an honor.

Love that Cairo
Be noble, be a Cairo

by J.A.G 01 October 10, 2013

chairman of the bored

Usually used in office settings by someone who is in the midst of performing monotonous tasks for several hours at a time.

A way to reference your current situation at work when you're bored out of your mind.

Please keep me occupied. I'm the chairman of the bored today at work.

by C-Dubs November 27, 2007

chair butt

The flat butt one develops after sitting at a desk 40 hours a week.

I'm getting a flabby chair butt from sitting at my office desk 9-5 everyday and not getting up all day long. Time for some exercise and a stand up desk.

by G_W_G September 11, 2013

The guy in the chair

A man who scams the government by receiving disability payments for being in a wheelchair that he doesn't actually need. The guy in the chair will never go out in public without his wheel chair in fear of being caught for fraud. However, he can typically be seen walking and using his legs in the privacy of his house or his trailer. The guy in the chair will often refer to himself in the third person as the guy in the chair and will often try to gain sympathy from others for his "disability", even those that know he isn't actually disabled. The character Ray from the TV show Trailer Park Boys is the most prominent example of the guy in the chair.

Ray: Come on buddy, are you gonna give the guy in the chair a splash of liquor or what?
J-Roc: You don't even need the damn wheelchair Ray!

Julian: You headin down to the machines tonight Ray?
Ray: Yeah I sure am buddy. And somethin tells me the guy in the chair is gettin lucky tonight.

by Mr. Jim Lahey January 31, 2010

anna claire

a girl so stunningly beautiful that she's glowing; a strikingly beautiful girl whose nice, funny, and smart, too; a girl everyone loves

Yeah, she's a definite anna claire!

by summerlovin8654 April 18, 2011

Ceaira

A girl with a great personality, great facial features, and a BANGING body which she knows how to work, and very talented....In other words THE perfect female

to you my love:

BOTTOM MAN

A juicy peach, a pair of thighs,
Packed inside her taughtened jeans:
A crafted view to whet the roving eye.

He chases down the wiggle, though she
Knows it in her giggle, so she
Gives a sense of unawares a try.

He must his hand arrest – or might he
Plausibly molest or slap
The symmetry that is her perky bulge?

But is she flaunting in a quest
To show her bum's the very best?
His dream's alive! but that he won't divulge!

ceaira is the must sexiest think around.

by turtlewomen March 17, 2010

Chairborne Ranger

A reference to those in administrative duties. More specifically those who completed ranger school and got thier ranger tab just so they could go back and push a pencil for more money.

Tom> That guy in ranger school, Jimmy, did he go 3/75 ?

Sam> Yea but he's a damn chairborne over in admin., Pushin a damn pencil!

(Jimmy comes walking by)

Tom> Hey Jimmy, Chairborne Ranger All The Way!

Jimmy> Hey fuck off.

by johnnyboyLB October 3, 2008