by count snatchula March 21, 2009
This is a huge hairy monster that eats people who are called "choads" they also like to feed on "choad warriors". These monsters have been around for hundreds of years. More and more variations of choad are being created everyday. The newest type of choad that has been seen is the Salmon Choad. The Choad monster has taken a great liking to attacking and eating this particular type of choad. The only thing that can stop a Choad Monster is an elite group of three mammoth cats, they are called G-Unit, Panther and Blackie. Hopefully one day they will bring down the Choad monster and all choads on earth shall be safe to live in peace.
by Crazy McMental May 23, 2006
A choad face is a nasty word which basically describe a stupid guy. Just imagine what a choad face would be :p
by Thib August 31, 2006
when a man pulls his penis out of somebody's butt and puts it in there mouth is a poopy choad,for example bobby pulled his penis out of aarons butt and put it in his mouth
by justin overmyer July 25, 2008
a group of xangans who constantly talk about fucking each other jokingly, but deep down, they really do lust for each other. A rare specimen often found at home masturbating to sean paul pictures.
by hawthorne and evan April 09, 2005
Bill Clinton; Howard Stern; that college dorm mate who plays "gangsta rap" at 2:30 in the morning before your biggest final and leaves his boxers with the ralley car burnout mark in the ass, in the living room couch cushions where you are trying to have quality time with your beloved.
by DPAN June 22, 2004
You know damn right what a choad smuggler is.
Dude 1: Umm, hey what are you doing?
Dude 2: Shh...smuggling choads.
Dude 1: THIS IS A STING! OMG TIME FOR YOU TO DIE ROTTEN CHOAD SMUGGLING BASTARD!
Dude 2: No! Why did I ever turn to choad smuggling! My life is wasted! No!
Dude 2: Shh...smuggling choads.
Dude 1: THIS IS A STING! OMG TIME FOR YOU TO DIE ROTTEN CHOAD SMUGGLING BASTARD!
Dude 2: No! Why did I ever turn to choad smuggling! My life is wasted! No!
by weeeee March 04, 2003