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cheesy man 

1) A man who is covered in cheese. 2) A man who has been covered in sperm. 3) A man who is silly or a bit dumb.
1) you cut cheese and you get covered in cheese. 2) Your GAY friend sperms on you and your completly covered in it, they call you a cheesy man. 3) You meet someone and they say something silly or something just dumb you call them a cheesy man.

Cheesy Dangle 

A unisex word used to describe discharge of any description from the genitals hanging off thier arse hairs. Usually is of a cheesy consistancy and appearance. Not to be confused with a brand of chips.
I haven't showered in 4 days and I found a cheesy dangle.
Cheesy Dangle by ThunLuzzy May 3, 2009

Cheesy Domper

A player, usually in Primary School soccer, where the offside rule doesn't apply, who stands as close to the goalline as possible and does either of two things :-

1. Get his foot onto a shot from a fellow teammate in order to claim the goal

or

2. Hangs around waiting for the ball to rebound off the post or be saved by the 'keeper in order to knock it in from 2 yards.

The most Cheesy of all Dompers is adept at doing both.

See also goal hanging
I wouldn't play with Nigel. He's a bit of a cheesy domper.
Cheesy Domper by professorrev July 30, 2009

Cheesy bonnet 

Rhyming slang, to get "on it" ie get wasted.
Hey man, wanna get cheesy bonnet?
Cheesy bonnet by youwerethere August 27, 2009

Cheesy Immelt 

Cheesy Immelt is the hand picked successor to Neutron Jack Welch, former CEO of General Electric (GE). Cheesy tries too hard, is unsubtle, and inauthentic. GE is a house of cards that Cheesy is trying to hold together, despite Neutron Jack's slash and burn policy outcomes at GE. GE is not too big to fail and Cheesy will be at the helm when GE collapses.
Cheesy Immelt is a man servant to Neutron Jack Welch.
Cheesy Immelt by Jim Creamer December 11, 2011

cheesy crust 

(noun) The process of lacing you or your partner's penis with Cheeto dust, letting it harden, and eating it off like a dick Dorito shell within the next few hours. Typically practiced in the Philippines and in Italy.
'Susan was wild last night.'
'What'd she do?'
'She gave me a cheesy crust and my dick still smells like cheese after showering.'
'Damn, that's hot.'
cheesy crust by SexSlangOfficial September 14, 2016