chaotic agent

A person who creates havoc

"Lets go throw water bombs at old ladies! I am a chaotic agent"

by wootfox September 8, 2006

Chanticipation

when a member of a sports crowd badly anticipates a cheer and continues it after everyone else has finished, thus emberassing the whole crowd.

Crowd: AIRBALL,AIRBALL,AIRBALL

lone person:Airball!,,uhhh ooops

random crowd member:damn that guy has bad chanticipation

by DG533 October 9, 2008

captin cubical

When you do a shit so long it touches the water before it leaves your ass hole

my mate did a captin cubical in amsterdam

by palzeaird May 17, 2011

Chaction

Portmanteau of 'chess' & 'action'.

Typically used as a one-word question (Chaction?) by geeks, to prompt other geeks (possibly by the name of Max) to make their turn when playing super-geeky online correspondence chess.

Some chaction bitch?

by Khyan December 27, 2011

Captins Orders

The sailors used this one in the old Navy days and still do. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed and alive.

Nothin better than a "Captins Orders" on a lonely cruise.

by Renegade412 February 28, 2013

chapdick

The chapstick applied after delivering an especially taxing blowjob.

"Thanks for sucking me off, but your lips sure look dry."

"No worries, I brought some chapdick."

by slothballer June 9, 2013

chantilly cream

To cream pie inside a woman's ass and for her to push it back out.

That Sophie is a right slut, she let me Chantilly cream her round the back of Lidls!

by Zeranol June 10, 2016