Chair Hair

Similar to 'Bed Head' in which the hair on the back of your head is matted down from prolonged sitting.

After a nap in my new Lazy Boy, I found that I had Chair Hair.

by kevinjanko August 3, 2008

chair it up

used in heated situations meaning to settle down

For Christ sake I wasn't going to steal it, so chair it up man!

by jorgepj September 17, 2008

beef chair

When four guys form a chair with their erect penis.

Ex. Hey girl, you want to come sit in our beef chair .

Hey girl want to come sit in this beef chair

by ontai June 18, 2014

Larry Chair

Internet person who resides on Urban Dictionary obsessed with toxic gas aka methane and provides us, the UD users, with great definitions.

Hi I'm Larry Chair and I gave definitions for farticious inflatuation afflatuate fart appeal and the more recent Do I smell popcorn?

by marysawrus February 20, 2011

Broken chair

The broken chair refers to sweeping a woman's arms out from underneath her while doing it doggy style.

Girl-I got a bloody nose last night because during the middle of sex, my boyfriend pulled the broken chair on me.

by boner75 June 20, 2009

Christmas Chair

A random house chair that is decorated instead of a traditional tree.

We all enjoyed ourselves putting the lights on the Christmas Chair.

by PSCBRENDEN November 26, 2006

The Office Chair

When someone with a penis lies on their back, and a 2nd party takes a seat on said penis (Lube req'd). Once seated, one places both hands on the bottom person's chest and throws their momentum in one direction, resulting in the top person engaging in a thrilling spin, much like in an office chair.

We had no lubricant, so when my boyfriend and I attempted the office chair, we did not even spin 180 degrees.

by L Twice August 16, 2011